Meme Girls are Easy

From Amy.

1. My uncle once: had Thanksgiving dinner wearing only his swimsuit
2. Never in my life: have I been to Africa
3. When I was five: I was shy
4. High school was: not my most mature (ugh)
5. I will never forget: getting stalked
6. Once I met: a celebrity at the height of his fifteen minutes
7. There’s this girl I know: who hates me and I don’t know why. It hurts
8. Once, at a bar: I danced until 6AM
9. By noon, I’m usually: over half done with work
10. Last night: I tried to put a shelf together only to find it was damaged in shipping…grr
11. If only I had: studied more in college
12. Next time I go to church: will be Saturday with Ainsley
13. What worries me most: is when people demean me or others because they have faith
14. When I turn my head left I see: the other upstairs laptop
15. When I turn my head to the right I see: a bunch of boxes of junk that need to be eBayed
16. You know I’m lying when: you’re psychic
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: enough time to listen to every pop song I wanted

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: English
19. By this time next year: I’ll be tired again from Gen Con
20. A better name for me would be: shorter. I have four names
21. I have a hard time understanding: people who think their way is the only way
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: poke my eye out. No way
23. You know I like you if: I ask you to live near me
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: Carlton
25. Take my advice, never: let a relationship define you
26. My ideal breakfast is: black coffee and a jalapeno bagel, preferably on Saturday morning
27. A song I love but do not have is: Anything newer than 2006. I just haven’t gotten around to purchasing much
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: see the gorgeous Chihuly chandelier
29. Why won’t people: be nice to each other
30. If you spend a night at my house: I’ll make you a nice meal the night before
31. I’d stop my wedding for: not having my parents there
32. The world could do without: hate
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: ew.
34. My favorite blonde(s) is/are: my sister
35. Paper clips are more useful than: nothing. Binder clips rule
36. If I do anything well it’s: host
37. I can’t help but: give dirty looks to people who annoy me
38. I usually cry: when I have a migraine
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: please be nice to each other
40. And by the way: will you move in with me?