For everyone's amoosement, here is a picture someone took of me in a wax museum. Several people were mugging with the figures, so I decided to try. I was touring the place alone, so a stranger took this photo. It's hard to be silly with a total stranger saying "which button do I push?"
I need to clean my house. Please don't even mention my aquariums. I am overwhelmed. Yes, that's right: I have a wonderful home, Carlton, my whole family, a job that pays me well, and more than I ever dreamed of having. Whine, whine.
I need a challenge. I need new things, new experiences, and new people to challenge my perspectives. I want to sleep well, to drink great wine, and to be less judgemental. I am tired.